All things Holiday!

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Why doesn’t Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
 
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