sakinago Gold Member Sep 13, 2012 5,320 1,632 280 Sep 6, 2018 #1 Hear the turtle Demi-god McConnel spit words of truth and fire from his mouth. And so the turtle Oracle prohpisied, and it became... ALL HAIL TURTLE. Did y’all feel the ground shake when you hit play?
Hear the turtle Demi-god McConnel spit words of truth and fire from his mouth. And so the turtle Oracle prohpisied, and it became... ALL HAIL TURTLE. Did y’all feel the ground shake when you hit play?
sakinago Gold Member Sep 13, 2012 5,320 1,632 280 Sep 6, 2018 Thread starter #2 Use your imaginations and replace Satanic, with the Church of the Turtle.
sakinago Gold Member Sep 13, 2012 5,320 1,632 280 Sep 6, 2018 Thread starter #3 Some say his extra neck skin can pick up the frequency of the cosmic background radiation from the Big Bang that he translates into premonitions, and that’s where he gets his powers...so the legend goes.
Some say his extra neck skin can pick up the frequency of the cosmic background radiation from the Big Bang that he translates into premonitions, and that’s where he gets his powers...so the legend goes.