Airport screening

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  1. Bootneck
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    Subject: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


    - TSA SCREENING:



    Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

    Transvestites 133

    Hernias 1,485

    Hemorrhoids 3,172

    Enlarged Prostates 8,249

    Breast Implants 59,350

    Natural Blondes 3
     
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    lol
     
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    LOL - Good one...

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