Afterbirthers Demand to See Obama's Placenta

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    WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official.

    Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
     
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    That was good. I need to keep up on my onion and news of the weird more!
     
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    When the Onion has the same position as the "Teabirthers", you know the Republicans have issues.
     
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    That was pretty funny right there!
     
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