After Christmas Chuckles

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  1. Adam's Apple

    Adam's Apple Senior Member

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    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look
    at either.

    A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
    don't start anything."

    "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, It's Not Unusual."

    Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I
    was artificially inseminated this morning."
    "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
    "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
    wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1

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