Advertising Viagra

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    The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!
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    > The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a
    > spontaneous staff
    > meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
    > (This is one pretty
    > sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
    > understood the benefits of
    > having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the
    > meeting was to have a
    > quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
    >
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    > The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans,
    > originally written for other
    > products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
    > variation s were
    > acceptable.
    >
    >
    > About 7 minutes later, they turned in the ir suggestions
    > and created a Top 10
    > List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
    > the week went very well
    > for everyone! The top 10 were:
    >
    >
    > 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
    >
    >
    > 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
    >
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    > 8. Viagra, like a rock !
    >
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    > 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
    > overnight.
    >
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    > 6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.
    >
    >
    > 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
    >
    >
    > 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
    >
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    > 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
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    > 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
    >
    >
    > And the unanimous number one slogan:
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    >
    > 1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
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    Shelia dear, you're on a roll! Get up and take a bow! :clap2:
     

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