Ad playing Doritos for Eucharist yanked from Super Bowl contest

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If the Eucharist tasted like Doritos I might not be a not practicing Catholic.

Same.

 

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Bland pasty and tasteless. Where does it say the body of Christ can't taste good?

The wine tastes like wine, why can't the eucharist taste like bread?

The wine tastes like sour, spoiled grape juice. I think they use it purposely so no one (like the priests) will be tempted to over indulge.

I've never drank the wine. It's always bothered me that 40 other people have sipped out of the cup ahead of me.

Me too. Way too gross.