OohPooPahDoo
Gold Member
8:30 am - wake up
8:31 am - think of how much I hate Obama
8:45 am - eat breakfast. high fat bacon and eggs and whole milk, always
9:00 am - take a shower in shower where the showerhead as been removed to allow for as much wasted water as possible. Brush teeth, etc. under as much incandescent light as I can bear.
9:30 - Think of how much I hate Obama and list some good reasons for hating him
9:35 - Rope a goat
9:45 Get in my SUV and drive around for an hour or so because its my right and I like wasting gas. while doing so, think of ways to make fun of liberals
10:50 - Think of how much I hate Obama and how much he hates our Constitution.
11:00 - read the paper. But not all of it. Just the headlines. The articles are too long.
11:10 - Go outside and kill lunch using lead shot
(to be continued by next posters)
8:31 am - think of how much I hate Obama
8:45 am - eat breakfast. high fat bacon and eggs and whole milk, always
9:00 am - take a shower in shower where the showerhead as been removed to allow for as much wasted water as possible. Brush teeth, etc. under as much incandescent light as I can bear.
9:30 - Think of how much I hate Obama and list some good reasons for hating him
9:35 - Rope a goat
9:45 Get in my SUV and drive around for an hour or so because its my right and I like wasting gas. while doing so, think of ways to make fun of liberals
10:50 - Think of how much I hate Obama and how much he hates our Constitution.
11:00 - read the paper. But not all of it. Just the headlines. The articles are too long.
11:10 - Go outside and kill lunch using lead shot
(to be continued by next posters)