A teabaggers's Saturday schedule

[OohPooPahDoo]

8:30 am - wake up
8:31 am - think of how much I hate Obama
8:45 am - eat breakfast. high fat bacon and eggs and whole milk, always
9:00 am - take a shower in shower where the showerhead as been removed to allow for as much wasted water as possible. Brush teeth, etc. under as much incandescent light as I can bear.
9:30 - Think of how much I hate Obama and list some good reasons for hating him
9:35 - Rope a goat
9:45 Get in my SUV and drive around for an hour or so because its my right and I like wasting gas. while doing so, think of ways to make fun of liberals
10:50 - Think of how much I hate Obama and how much he hates our Constitution.
11:00 - read the paper. But not all of it. Just the headlines. The articles are too long.
11:10 - Go outside and kill lunch using lead shot

(to be continued by next posters)

 

[Avatar4321]

You're delusional.

 

[Jroc]

I don't eat bacon. I don't play golf either..

 

[MeBelle]

Ahh, so much love and tolerance.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

God put me on this Earth to annoy you fucks, how am I doing? If I'm getting the job done, please let God known through prayer.

 

[Avatar4321]

God put me on this Earth to annoy you fucks, how am I doing? If I'm getting the job done, please let God known through prayer.

Then you are failing miserably.

I think God has a more important plan for you.

 

[MeBelle]

God put me on this Earth to annoy you fucks, how am I doing? If I'm getting the job done, please let God known through prayer.

Too scared to tell him yourself?

 

[Dreamingwolf]

God put me on this Earth to annoy you fucks, how am I doing? If I'm getting the job done, please let God known through prayer.

Too scared to tell him yourself?

That is really funny!!! So true with the god haters, Im not a religious type but I really hate those who make a religion out of hating on the religious. Nailed him proper there, too funny.

 

[HUGGY]

God put me on this Earth to annoy you fucks, how am I doing? If I'm getting the job done, please let God known through prayer.

Too scared to tell him yourself?

That is really funny!!! So true with the god haters, Im not a religious type but I really hate those who make a religion out of hating on the religious. Nailed him proper there, too funny.

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