A teabaggers's Saturday schedule

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  1. OohPooPahDoo
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    8:30 am - wake up
    8:31 am - think of how much I hate Obama
    8:45 am - eat breakfast. high fat bacon and eggs and whole milk, always
    9:00 am - take a shower in shower where the showerhead as been removed to allow for as much wasted water as possible. Brush teeth, etc. under as much incandescent light as I can bear.
    9:30 - Think of how much I hate Obama and list some good reasons for hating him
    9:35 - Rope a goat
    9:45 Get in my SUV and drive around for an hour or so because its my right and I like wasting gas. while doing so, think of ways to make fun of liberals
    10:50 - Think of how much I hate Obama and how much he hates our Constitution.
    11:00 - read the paper. But not all of it. Just the headlines. The articles are too long.
    11:10 - Go outside and kill lunch using lead shot

    (to be continued by next posters)
     
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    You're delusional.
     
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    I don't eat bacon. I don't play golf either..

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    Ahh, so much love and tolerance.
     
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    God put me on this Earth to annoy you fucks, how am I doing? If I'm getting the job done, please let God known through prayer.
     
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    Then you are failing miserably.

    I think God has a more important plan for you.
     
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    :lol:

    Too scared to tell him yourself? :eusa_pray:

    :eusa_whistle:
     
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    That is really funny!!! So true with the god haters, Im not a religious type but I really hate those who make a religion out of hating on the religious. Nailed him proper there, too funny.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesNA_W44SU]I'm your Huckleberry... - YouTube[/ame]
     
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