A Simple (True) Friend

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    A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
    A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

    A simple friend has never seen you cry.
    A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

    A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
    A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

    A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
    A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help
    you clean.

    A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
    A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

    A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
    A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

    A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
    A real friend could blackmail you with it.

    A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an
    argument.
    A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

    A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
    A real friend expects to always be there for you!
     
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    A simple friend never knows if yer out of town.
    A real friend has a key to yer place to check on things!

    A simple friend may say "WHAT"!
    A real friend will just say "I'll be right there" at 2am to bail you out, no questions asked!
     

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