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    Well, you can see what I look like in real life, that is me last year out boating at Lake Shelbyville. I'm a progressive who lives in corn and bean country, surrounded by conservatives and Republicans and I have to say it sucks. However I do my best to only speak politics either online or with a small circle of like minded people. My future goal is to get out of the midwest in 5 more years, when I'll be done with my present job. In the meantime, I must suffer fools gladly.

    So far I like the look of this forum, I like a nice mixture of progressive and conservative, and this one seems to have that. Think I'll stick around a while.
     
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    Well, hate to tell ya, but even though we have a mix of viewpoints on this board, the most strident seem to come from the far right.

    But, welcome. Hope you have a thick skin, because some of the people on here play a bit rough.
     
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    I liked it the first time, coyote...

    you didn't have to run the dupilcate
     
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    It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it :D
     
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    Welcome to the nuthouse. Armor is down the hall to the left. Weaponry is in the basement but you are encouraged to enter with caution and choose wisely.
     
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    Your comment obviously darling was sooooooooooo spectacular that it needed to be posted twice :smoke:
     
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    Good luck!
     
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