A Couple of Fun Definitions

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  1. IndependntLogic
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    Okay, these will be in the Las Vegas Politically Incorrect Dictionary.

    They're funny (unless they apply to you, of course) and have been inspired by my times on these boards.

    Whackjob (n) : One whose blind belief in a political ideology causes them to accuse, attack or label anyone who disagrees with that ideology on so much as one issue. Examples:
    A Liberal whackjob will call anyone who agrees with many Liberal points but also believes that people should have the right to own guns a "Conservative" or even a "NeoCon".
    A Conservative Whackjob will call anyone who agrees with many Conservative points but also believe that Climate Change may actually be a genuine cause for concern "Liberal" or "Flaming Liberal".
    The Terms Democrat or Republican are also acceptable labels among whackjobs.

    HatGuy (n): One who has taken Whackjobbery to such an extreme, it has become like a religion to them. They are easily recognized by their penchant for both quoting and interpreting the Constitution, the way many religious extremists do with the Bible. They will make it clear that only their interpretation is acceptable and that Congress and the US Supreme Court are a bunch of morons, compared to themselves.
    Additionally, HatGuys will label anyone disagreeing with them on ANYTHING even more severely than whackjobs. Phrases such a Traitorous, Treasonous, Murderous, Mysogynists, Socialists, Racists, NeoConCorporateFacists and several other adjectives that may or may not include "ous" or "ist" at the end will be used in part of a child-like tantrum which results from anyone stating that they do not worship at the same Alter of Whackjobbery as the HatGuy. This includes pointing out the slightest flaws in their candidate, party or personal hygiene.
    Examples:
    If a Liberal Hatguy encounters someone who is pro-union, likes Obama, pro-gunlaws, pro-gay marriage, pro-seperation of church & state, believes in climate change BUT thinks taxing the rich an extra 45% is excessive; The Liberal Hatguy will immediately fly into hysterics and let that (*)(*)(*)(*) racists (somehow they're always a racist), traitorous, murderous NeoConCorporateFacists know, why they "know" that what the USC "means" in Artical "X" is that the general welfare should include not just taxing the rich, but publicly beating the bastards with canes.
    If a Conservative Hatguy encounters someone who is anti-union, thinks Obama sucks, pro-Christian, believes in strong defense, less spending BUT does not believe that automatic weapons should be allowed to be carried to school by 9th graders; the Conservative Hatguy will immediately shoot the nearest small animal and then let the dissenter know that they are a Socialist, Treasonous, Misogynist (misogynist is the new racist) b@stard. They will then quote from the Constitution and maybe even from Webster's dictonary as, many of their friends don't understand big words, why they "know" that what the USC "means" is that .50 Caliber Cannons and RPG's are completely Constitutional and should be allowed to be mounted on the hoods of Pick Up Trucks. They will then shoot another small animal or distant relative, depending on which is closer and less liked.
    Origin of word: From the phrase for "One who wears a tinfoil hat in mom's basement".
     
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    Smoke pot much?

    :lol:
     
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    That WOULD explain the warped brain at work! But nope. Not until it's legal!

    In the meantime, you can spot the people these definitions will apply to (not you): They'll hate them!
     

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