Samson
Póg Mo Thóin
I had to give credit to the guy who kept his left hand in his pocket the entire time he was talking to me, like THAT'S not a sign!
Or the "I'm separated, but it's way too complicated for us to get a divorce right now." Yeah, you've been "separated" for how many years now??????????
Of course, don't forget the traveling salesman and his 'women in every town.'
So, you're saying we oughta just admit we "crave sexual variety," and stop beating around the.....
....erm.....bush?