9 Reasons Men Cheat:

[Samson]

I had to give credit to the guy who kept his left hand in his pocket the entire time he was talking to me, like THAT'S not a sign!

Or the "I'm separated, but it's way too complicated for us to get a divorce right now." Yeah, you've been "separated" for how many years now??????????

Of course, don't forget the traveling salesman and his 'women in every town.'

So, you're saying we oughta just admit we "crave sexual variety," and stop beating around the.....

....erm.....bush?

 

[random3434]

I had to give credit to the guy who kept his left hand in his pocket the entire time he was talking to me, like THAT'S not a sign!

Or the "I'm separated, but it's way too complicated for us to get a divorce right now." Yeah, you've been "separated" for how many years now??????????

Of course, don't forget the traveling salesman and his 'women in every town.'

So, you're saying we oughta just admit we "crave sexual variety," and stop beating around the.....

....erm.....bush?

Or if you can't keep it in your pants, (like Dilloduck) don't get married!

 

[dilloduck]

I had to give credit to the guy who kept his left hand in his pocket the entire time he was talking to me, like THAT'S not a sign!

Or the "I'm separated, but it's way too complicated for us to get a divorce right now." Yeah, you've been "separated" for how many years now??????????

Of course, don't forget the traveling salesman and his 'women in every town.'

So, you're saying we oughta just admit we "crave sexual variety," and stop beating around the.....

....erm.....bush?

Or if you can't keep it in your pants, (like Dilloduck) don't get married!

I didn't offer you a ring EZ
Already did that for 11 years and guess who did the cheating ?

 

[jillian]

First you wonder why there's only 9 listed........then you agree that there's only one, because your "sista" thinks so!




Wimmin.

If you didn't have a penis, you wouldn't need 9 or more reasons.

bull---I would "cheat" with my fingers.

at least its sex with someone you love.

 

[Samson]

I had to give credit to the guy who kept his left hand in his pocket the entire time he was talking to me, like THAT'S not a sign!

Or the "I'm separated, but it's way too complicated for us to get a divorce right now." Yeah, you've been "separated" for how many years now??????????

Of course, don't forget the traveling salesman and his 'women in every town.'

So, you're saying we oughta just admit we "crave sexual variety," and stop beating around the.....

....erm.....bush?

Or if you can't keep it in your pants, (like Dilloduck) don't get married!

Oh, yeah, NOW you tell us!

 

[dilloduck]

So, you're saying we oughta just admit we "crave sexual variety," and stop beating around the.....

....erm.....bush?

Or if you can't keep it in your pants, (like Dilloduck) don't get married!

Oh, yeah, NOW you tell us!

noticed that too huh ??

 

[uscitizen]

Of course Married men never cheat with married women do they?

 

[dilloduck]

If you didn't have a penis, you wouldn't need 9 or more reasons.

bull---I would "cheat" with my fingers.

at least its sex with someone you love.

You should try it sometime-----I bet you might like it !

 

[uscitizen]

bull---I would "cheat" with my fingers.

at least its sex with someone you love.

You should try it sometime-----I bet you might like it !

My first wife considered that cheating. It diminished her crotch based bargaining systems value. Just a long term contract ho still trading it.

Didn't keep her too long.

 

[dilloduck]

at least its sex with someone you love.

You should try it sometime-----I bet you might like it !

My first wife considered that cheating. It diminished her crotch based bargaining systems value. Just a long term contract ho still trading it.

Didn't keep her too long.

The rules vary from woman to woman---you'll always be a "cheater" to someone.

 

[xsited1]

You mean they only list 9?


Why Do Men Cheat? 9 Reasons Why Men Cheat | Lifescript.com

Men who cheat really disgust me. The key to a solid marriage is to have a steady mistress.

 

[Samson]

You mean they only list 9?


Why Do Men Cheat? 9 Reasons Why Men Cheat | Lifescript.com

Men who cheat really disgust me. The key to a solid marriage is to have a steady mistress.

Dude, are you like.....Jesus.....or Confucious.....or ...Dude?

 

[jillian]

You mean they only list 9?


Why Do Men Cheat? 9 Reasons Why Men Cheat | Lifescript.com

Men who cheat really disgust me. The key to a solid marriage is to have a steady mistress.

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big french kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want
a divorce!"

I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering
in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in
the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.