My favourite 9/11 conspiracy theory is that it was blown up by thermite. Or is it termites? I can never remember. Anyways, for anyone who is interested, here is how to destroy a building. Wow, that sure sounds like a lot of work. It must have taken months to tour the WTC, load up the explosives and take out the support structures. All without any of the 50,000 people who work there knowing. Amazing, isn't it! Those guys in New Jersey sure are stoopid. What took them three years took the Bush-linked government experts in the CIA/FBI/NSA/NHL 10 seconds! Don't believe any of this nonsense about "support structures" needing to be taken out. That's just gobbledeegook designed to confuse you about what really happened on 9/11. Actually, it was the termites that quietly ate away the support structure of the two buildings. Termites don't eat steel, you say? Yes they do. The CIA has been developing Supertermites for just this event. Oh, wait, was it thermite? The easiest way to take out the support structures is to hire some scary looking foreigners to fly planes into the buildings. Or holograms. What about thermite? Hello? Thermite! The people writing this piece are morons. They probably worked for Popular Mechanics. I heard on the Internet that the author is best friends with a guy who he takes the subway with whose wife knows another woman who has a maid who is sisters with a dog walker of a rich guy who kennels his dogs with the Bushes. Or was it cats? I can never remember. Well, that explains the first WTC bombing in 1993. Bush, even though he had just been elected governor of Texas, already knew he'd be President seven years hence - see, he had already bee chosen by the Bilderbergs and the Illuminati - was attempting to take out the structural support of the WTC by planting a van bomb in the garage of the WTC. Or maybe it was a hologram! Think about it! Well, I'd go on, but I'm bored now.