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  1. AtlantaWalter
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    710

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

    A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

    She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

    He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

    She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

    If you're not sure what a 710 is, look farther down:

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    :D I wonder how much sag she puts into her car?
     
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    My wife owns a Precision Tune auto store and had a lady call and ask how much a tune-up was on a four door Chevy?:p:
     
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    well jeez Walter, arent they different prices between two and four door?
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