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    In case you needed something to think about today . . .



    1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
    these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    2. Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a
    hen's butt looked edible?

    3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
    why
    can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
    going to look up there anyway?

    10. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both
    dogs!

    11. What do you call male ballerinas?

    12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables,
    then what is baby oil made from?

    14. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is
    he still wrong?

    15. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

    16. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
    stars
    in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
    somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? :p
     

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