1) Your husband leaves for work at 6:59 because you wake up at 7:00. 2) The cat taught himself how too work the can opener. 3) Your alarm clock is covered in bubble wrap for its own protection. 4) After 45 minutes in the shower, one eyelid opens - progress! 5) The bane of your existence: Spring forward! 6) During the last a.m. earthquake, you rolled over and told your husband to stop snoring. 7) McGriddles? McDonald's serves breakfast?