7 Signs You're Not A Morning Person

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    1) Your husband leaves for work at 6:59 because you wake up at 7:00.

    2) The cat taught himself how too work the can opener.

    3) Your alarm clock is covered in bubble wrap for its own protection.

    4) After 45 minutes in the shower, one eyelid opens - progress!

    5) The bane of your existence: Spring forward!

    6) During the last a.m. earthquake, you rolled over and told your husband to stop snoring.

    7) McGriddles? McDonald's serves breakfast?
     
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    Very funny!
     
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    "7 Signs You're Not A Morning Person"

    You go to sleep each night at 11:59pm and wake up at 12:00 noon.
     
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    That's either 8, or the start of a whole new thread...:cool:
     
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    Good point.
     
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    What is a "morning"?
     

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