3 things to think about

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    Just got this e-mail, thought I'd share:

    THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

    1. COWS
    2. THE CONSTITUTION
    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

    COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

    THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
    Why don't we just give them ours?
    It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

    TEN COMMANDMENTS The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
    You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
    in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians --
    it creates a hostile work environment.
     
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    I guess cows are better at keeping and filing appropriate paper work,, along with registering the births of their calves. :laugh:
     
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    :cow: :laugh:
     
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    as have been said the cows are legal and have documents

    if we were not using it you would not be able to say what you did without being fed into a wood chipper feet first

    not true....the reason you can't post it is because of the pussy left wingers that don't want to be held to a standard they can't possible achieve, hell they don't want to answer to anyone
     

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