23,000 dead in Mexican Drug Wars

[Samson]

We have a National Guard designed to solve this sort of problem.

Why don't we use them? I mean, isn't defending American borders more important than defending Afghan borders?

Afghanis aren't offering to cut and edge my yard for $18.

Assholes!

Part of the Solution is to fine Asshole criminal enablers like you $50K for every instance of hiring an illegal.

Yeah, hire several guys at $50K/year to fine me $50K/year so I cannot hire an illegal for $18 to cut my grass.

You're a fucking GENIUS!

 

[blastoff]

Well, there is an upside. 23,000 we don't have to worry about sneaking across our border. That's a win-win in my book.

 

[WillowTree]

We have a National Guard designed to solve this sort of problem.

Why don't we use them? I mean, isn't defending American borders more important than defending Afghan borders?

Afghanis aren't offering to cut and edge my yard for $18.

Assholes!

no but they'll supply you with some damn fine heroin.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Real talk I don't see why they can't.

If you're running through my property, I can tell you're a grown man, and I don't know you AND I have a family I'm going to shoot your ass, especially if I perceive you as a threat.

AND I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN SOUTH TEXAS.

I'll be nice and aim for the legs but other than that you better be able to run real quick.

Shooting a person in the leg will the higher the odds that person will die.

Actually didn't know that. Learn something new everyday, I guess.

Fact is the femoral artery is not hard to hit when aiming at the legs and the odds are the person will bleed out before he can make it to the hospital. It's one reason why the police don't try to shoot people's legs.

 

[Samson]

We have a National Guard designed to solve this sort of problem.

Why don't we use them? I mean, isn't defending American borders more important than defending Afghan borders?

Afghanis aren't offering to cut and edge my yard for $18.

Assholes!

no but they'll supply you with some damn fine heroin.

First, let's see how well they edge the lawn.