2008 Democratic Convention Opening Day Agenda

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    I know someone that slipped this to me out the back door.
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    2008 Democratic Convention Opening Day Agenda

    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
    7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to United Nations
    7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship
    - Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
    8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
    8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding
    - Barney Frank presiding
    8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally
    - Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon
    9:00 P.M. Keynote speech - "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender"
    - French President Jacques Chirac
    9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant
    9:30 P.M. Unveil plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
    - Sean Penn
    9:40 P.M. "Why I Hate the Military"
    - A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
    9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    9:50 P.M. Dan Rather recceives Truth in Broadcasting award
    - Presented by Michael Moore
    9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    10:00 P.M. "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld Brought Down
    the World Trade Center Towers"
    - Howard Dean
    10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton
    - Mahmud Ahmadinejad
    10:35 P.M. Total civil weapons Ban Proposed
    -Hillary Rodham Clinton & Mrs. Brady
    10:40 Free Health Care for Everyone Plan Proposed
    -Hillary Rodham Clinton
    11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the internet
    11:15 P.M. "Our Troops Are War Criminals"
    - A lecture by John Kerry
    11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
    12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    12:05 A.M. Bill asks Teddy to drive Hillary home, but instead Ted Kennedy proposes a toast, they both grab an intern and go to their room
     
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    Please tell me your joking. Not just about this schedule, but the general animosity too.
     
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    You do not see the general animosity from 'left' to 'right' and back again?
     
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    I see it, but I don't like it. I feels so dreadfully artificial. I wanted to see if Mr.P really believes what he's saying
     
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    Well, I would have posted in humor but the agenda is soooooooo true it had to go in politics. No?
     
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    Pretty scary, it may turn out to be pretty close to that. :fifty:
     

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