2004 List of Banished Words

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  1. X.P. Alidocious

    X.P. Alidocious Guest

    2004 List of Banished Words</a>

    SAULT STE. MARIE, Mich. - Hardly looking 'metrosexual,' a 'shocked and awed' Lake Superior State University Word Banishment selection committee emerged from its spider hole with its annual List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness.

    LSSU has been compiling the list since 1976, choosing from nominations sent from around the world. This year, words and phrases were pulled from more than 5,000 nominations - a record. Most were sent through the school's website: www.lssu.edu/banished.

    Word-watchers pull nominations throughout the year from everyday speech, as well as from the news, fields of education, technology, advertising, politics, and more. A committee gathers the entries and chooses the best in December. The list is released on New Year's Day.

    The complete 2004 list follows:

    METROSEXUAL - An urban male who pays too much attention to his appearance. Bob Forrest of Tempe, Arizona, says it "sounds like someone who only has sex downtown or on the subway." Fred Bernardin of Arlington, Massachusetts, asks, "Aren't there enough words to describe men who spend too much time in front of the mirror?"

    X - Last year it was 'extreme.' This year, 'X' follows in its footsteps. "Marketers have latched onto this letter to grab the 'Generation-X demographic. X-files, Xtreme, Windows XP and X-Box are all part of this PR-powered phenomenon," said John Casnig of Kingston, Ontario.

    PUNKED - As in bamboozled, duped, flimflammed, hornswoggled. Nominated by the Frank and Johnnie Show, WGN, Chicago. An old noun given new life as a verb because of the television show. Kill it before it grows.

    PLACE STAMP HERE - Dennis K. McDermott of Oneida, New York, says, "It appears on 99% of the return envelopes provided by creditors with monthly billings. It's especially annoying when enclosed in a rectangle drawn in the upper right corner. (What if you miss?) And then…they inform you that 'The Post Office will not deliver without postage.' Can we legitimately claim to be a superpower if we need to be reminded to put a stamp on an envelope?"

    Eric Hooper of South Lyon, Michigan, agrees: "If I'm too stupid to figure out where to put the stamp, then paying the phone bill is probably the least of my worries."

    COMPANION ANIMALS - "They're called PETS." Nick Leach, Bloomington, Indiana.

    See the link for more :)
    I got a few laughs out of the list. Thought y'all might enjoy it.
  2. lilcountriegal

    lilcountriegal Senior Member

    Oct 24, 2003
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    Thanks for the link X.P. I got a good chuckle out of those

    I'm all for scrapping the "LOL" and internet slang. My niece just turned 14 and I watch her type on the internet/instant messenger and her spelling is atrocious!
  3. X.P. Alidocious

    X.P. Alidocious Guest

    I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
  4. Stetson Walker

    Stetson Walker Guest

    But if they stopped putting the warnings on envelopes I think that some judge would make them put them back on, saying something to the effect that they have made it a past custom to cater to morons and since the presidence was set it would have to remain.....and the litigant morons would all get healthy sums of my money!

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