Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her

[Votto]

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her
U.S.·May 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW YORK, NY — As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines for both its political implications and the artistic renderings of the people involved, adult film star Stormy Daniels offered hush money to the courtroom sketch artist to get him to stop drawing her.

The actress and escort raised objections over the artist's depiction of her as a haggard old woman with a weird lopsided face and long crooked neck. Sources say she sought to pay him off in a last-ditch attempt to minimize the damage he had caused to her public reputation.

"Name your price," Daniels was overheard saying to the sketch artist during a court recess. "My entire image and career are predicated on my looks. Your drawings are killing me. I mean, look at this one. You drew me like I'm some sort of lobotomized nursing home resident. Is that really what you see when you look at me? My head isn't shaped like that!"

The artist, who asked to remain anonymous, was unsure if he should accept Daniels's offer. "She's trying to bribe me," he said. "She doesn't like the way I draw her. But I'm an artist. I'm not in this for the money. I'm a creator. If I want to make her face look like a foot, I can do that. No amount of money she offers me is worth more than my artistic integrity."

At publishing time, the sketch renderings from today's day in court seemed to depict Daniels with missing teeth, warts on her nose, and wavy, green "stink" lines emanating from her.

 

[White 6]

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her
U.S.·May 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW YORK, NY — As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines for both its political implications and the artistic renderings of the people involved, adult film star Stormy Daniels offered hush money to the courtroom sketch artist to get him to stop drawing her.

The actress and escort raised objections over the artist's depiction of her as a haggard old woman with a weird lopsided face and long crooked neck. Sources say she sought to pay him off in a last-ditch attempt to minimize the damage he had caused to her public reputation.

"Name your price," Daniels was overheard saying to the sketch artist during a court recess. "My entire image and career are predicated on my looks. Your drawings are killing me. I mean, look at this one. You drew me like I'm some sort of lobotomized nursing home resident. Is that really what you see when you look at me? My head isn't shaped like that!"

The artist, who asked to remain anonymous, was unsure if he should accept Daniels's offer. "She's trying to bribe me," he said. "She doesn't like the way I draw her. But I'm an artist. I'm not in this for the money. I'm a creator. If I want to make her face look like a foot, I can do that. No amount of money she offers me is worth more than my artistic integrity."

At publishing time, the sketch renderings from today's day in court seemed to depict Daniels with missing teeth, warts on her nose, and wavy, green "stink" lines emanating from her.

That is funny! Those have been some godawful drawings.

 

[MarathonMike]

Maybe it's a Dorian Gray kind of thing where the pictures change to reflect her soul.

 

[The Duke]

It doesn't capture her ginormous bazongas.
Pretty sure each one is bigger than her head.

 

[braalian]

To be fair, the sketch artist is either terrible at his job, or is deliberately drawing her wrong on purpose. Those look nothing like her

 

[WelfareQueen]

She's a Ho Bag.

 

[Votto]

Maybe it's a Dorian Gray kind of thing where the pictures change to reflect her soul.

Na. then the drawings are too good.

 

[justoffal]

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her
U.S.·May 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW YORK, NY — As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines for both its political implications and the artistic renderings of the people involved, adult film star Stormy Daniels offered hush money to the courtroom sketch artist to get him to stop drawing her.

The actress and escort raised objections over the artist's depiction of her as a haggard old woman with a weird lopsided face and long crooked neck. Sources say she sought to pay him off in a last-ditch attempt to minimize the damage he had caused to her public reputation.

"Name your price," Daniels was overheard saying to the sketch artist during a court recess. "My entire image and career are predicated on my looks. Your drawings are killing me. I mean, look at this one. You drew me like I'm some sort of lobotomized nursing home resident. Is that really what you see when you look at me? My head isn't shaped like that!"

The artist, who asked to remain anonymous, was unsure if he should accept Daniels's offer. "She's trying to bribe me," he said. "She doesn't like the way I draw her. But I'm an artist. I'm not in this for the money. I'm a creator. If I want to make her face look like a foot, I can do that. No amount of money she offers me is worth more than my artistic integrity."

At publishing time, the sketch renderings from today's day in court seemed to depict Daniels with missing teeth, warts on her nose, and wavy, green "stink" lines emanating from her.

Bwahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhhhh..... That's priceless.....
She's trying to make a comeback and doesn't have any real acting skills with her clothes on. Her agents have probably told her that the drawings make her look like an old hag.

 

[justoffal]

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her
U.S.·May 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW YORK, NY — As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines for both its political implications and the artistic renderings of the people involved, adult film star Stormy Daniels offered hush money to the courtroom sketch artist to get him to stop drawing her.

The actress and escort raised objections over the artist's depiction of her as a haggard old woman with a weird lopsided face and long crooked neck. Sources say she sought to pay him off in a last-ditch attempt to minimize the damage he had caused to her public reputation.

"Name your price," Daniels was overheard saying to the sketch artist during a court recess. "My entire image and career are predicated on my looks. Your drawings are killing me. I mean, look at this one. You drew me like I'm some sort of lobotomized nursing home resident. Is that really what you see when you look at me? My head isn't shaped like that!"

The artist, who asked to remain anonymous, was unsure if he should accept Daniels's offer. "She's trying to bribe me," he said. "She doesn't like the way I draw her. But I'm an artist. I'm not in this for the money. I'm a creator. If I want to make her face look like a foot, I can do that. No amount of money she offers me is worth more than my artistic integrity."

At publishing time, the sketch renderings from today's day in court seemed to depict Daniels with missing teeth, warts on her nose, and wavy, green "stink" lines emanating from her.

Well sperm does stink like hell when it goes bad.

 

[justoffal]

To be fair, the sketch artist is either terrible at his job, or is deliberately drawing her wrong on purpose. Those look nothing like her

It's more along the lines of a political cartoon I think. I don't know why she squawking They do a lot worse when they draw Trump. She's the one who decided to step into the spotlight this is how the spotlight gets treated.

Aside from the fact that she probably has a 10 for a physique... Unfortunately for her she has a lot of equine qualities to her face and head. Lol.... But then again that part of the body gets very little coverage in her industry.