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"Damn it!" shouted justice Kavanaugh, "How is it we have to rule on abortion again? Like Pilot washing his hands of the death of Jesus, I thought we kicked that can down the road!"
Justice Brown retorted, "All I know is, the last thing we want to do is answer the question, 'Is a baby a human being with rights'. After all, I don't even know what a woman is and if they even have any rights under the law, so I'm in no position to answer such questions. That's why we need abortion on demand 24/7, cuz hard questions have no answer and all you do is wind up giving yourself a headache when tackling them. In fact, I still have a bit of a headache after being asked what a woman is."
"Frashisel Manisle", said justice Thomas to justice Brown, "All these corporate gifts may dry up if I rule the wrong way on abortion again. As it is, I have to pay for my vacation this year".
"I hate to tell you I told you so, but I told you so", said Justice Roberts. "Sure, I ruled against Roe after pleading with you all not to overturn it cuz I'm a slithering turn coat for both sides that would make any snake in the grass blush, but if nothing else, I do what I have to do to survive and keep this great gig, so let's overturn Dobbs and all continue to survive together!"