Your mamas so fat..................

[Votto]

 

[theHawk]

Your mama so fat, she don’t get ring around the collar…


….she gets ring around the coast!

 

[The Duke]

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

 

[The Duke]

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, people mistake her for the Kool-Aid Man!

 

[two_iron]

Your mama's so fat her nickname is "DAYUM!!!!!"

 

[Yarddog]

There's nothing as wholesome and American as fat mama jokes! I will miss this after the Jihad comes !

 

[Yarddog]

Your Moma so fat when she sings its over for everybody

 

[progressive hunter]

yo mommas so fat when she needed fish net stockings she had to go down to the boat docks to find her size,,

 

[Yarddog]

They knew your moma down at the local diner so they had to change the sign out front.
It said seating capacity 235, or YOUR MOMA!

 

[braalian]

Yo mama's so fat, when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming.

 

[toobfreak]

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Your mother is so fat, that she brings her own table, chair and sofa with her everywhere she goes when she sits down!

 

[Yarddog]

Your moma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

 

[Rambunctious]

Your mommas so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet...

 

[braalian]

yo mamas so ugly she’s only allowed to go outside on Oct 31

 

[Votto]

 

[Blues Man]

Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around she gets a welcome home party

Yo mama so fat that after sex she smokes a turkey

 

[yidnar]

your mamas so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet she takes a tooth brush and a change of clothes .

 

[miketx]

Your momma so fat when she got her ears pierced gravy ran out.

 

[miketx]

1. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
2. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
3. Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
4. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
5. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
6. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
7. Yo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
8. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
9. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
10. Yo mama is so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
11. Yo mama is so fat, she gets group insurance.
12. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, "The one on the roof!"
13. Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
14. Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
15. Yo mama so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
16. Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
17. Yo mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
18. Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
19. Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
20. Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
21. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
22. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
23. Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
24. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

[miketx]

1. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."
2. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
3. Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
4. Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
5. Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
6. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
7. Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.
8. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
9. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
10. Yo mama so dumb, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
11. Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
12. Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
13. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
14. Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
15. Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
16. Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
17. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
18. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
19. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
20. Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
21. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
22. Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.