Trinity
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- Jun 16, 2004
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Young Nurse
>>
>> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
>> over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
>> operation.
>>
>> A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
>>
>> Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
>> black?"
>>
>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only
>> here to wash your hands and feet."
>>
>> He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
>>
>> Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his
>> privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and
>> says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
>>
>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That
>> was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are... my... test...
>> results...back?"
>>
>> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
>> over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
>> operation.
>>
>> A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
>>
>> Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
>> black?"
>>
>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only
>> here to wash your hands and feet."
>>
>> He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
>>
>> Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his
>> privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and
>> says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
>>
>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That
>> was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are... my... test...
>> results...back?"
