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'Wow, That's Super Disturbing,' Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade
'Wow, That's Super Disturbing,' Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade
HELL — Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque show of pure evil.
babylonbee.com
The Prince of Darkness, who took time away from torturing the damned to watch the procession, reportedly felt sick to his stomach.
"Good gracious, this is horrifying," said Satan, slack-jawed. "It's just so twisted and sick... it's honestly a little much for me. I'm a huge fan of evil and all, but this - I can't even watch."
According to sources, the Father of Lies tried to clear the images out of his head by going off to torment some heretics. "That was just so messed up, it really got to me," said Satan, breaking out a whip made of flame. "Those jerks totally ruined my appetite. Who does that? I need to go smack around a heretic for a bit, cleanse the palate so to speak."
Commentary:
Just how many $Billions did the Biden Administration funnel to Hamas through USAID?
Sometimes the Bee is just not that funny it is so serious that it shocks the reader. The truth is that the terrorist group Hamas by their actions show that even Satan the God of evil detests their horrific actions.
Meanwhile the UN supports Hamas through UNWRA and readily denounces Israel when they retaliate.
Perhaps Satan needs to come to DC and Albany NY and get re-calibrated on what true evil is.
As the New York State Senate recently voted to legalize abortion until the moment of birth, remove legal protections for late-term unborn babies, and allow anyone with a pulse to perform abortion procedures, witnesses claim a demon lord was clearly visible in the gallery cheering on the decision.
However, through it all, the Bee continues as an agent of Good against Evil using ridicule, shock and preposterous exaggeration as it's weapons to expose truth.
