Would it be prudent to keep a MAGA hat with you when you wanted a free meal?

[shockedcanadian]

I was thinking, since there has been alot of outrage with the MAGA hat, why not keep one handy when you eat at a restaurant? Particularly an alt-left, hardcore anti-American location, one that is overtly alt-left is best.

Here is how it might work out. Order a big meal, one in which you might require a doggy bag for as you know ahead of times it's too much food. Eat about half of it until you are full, pull out your MAGA hat and proudly display it. To the shock of the owners/waiter or whatever Snowflake employee is on duty, after seeing this you will be asked to leave. Wave your hands in fake protest , grab your coat and off you go. Done, a free meal!

This would probably be most effective in a busy Establishment as the chances of you upsetting a Snowflake or two is much higher in such a scenario. Basically you are looking for a situation that is most guaranteed to force the hand of the alt-left owners.

If it backfires, hey, no problem, you happily pay for your meal, and assuming service was good, leave a nice tip. You bring your left overs home and feel alright with it as the establishment didn't interject in your expression. Might even be a place you frequent more than once to show your support,

If you are thrown out you are not obliged to pay. No service, no payment from you. A free meal, ironically, courtesy of one who is probably a socialist. Proof that free DOES exist!

 

[JoeMoma]

Don't right off the place that throws you out to quickly if the food is good. You might be able to get another free meal in a month or two.

On the other hand, don't go back if you think they will recognize you. There is no telling what they might do to your food.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I would never intentionally eat at an establishment that I thought was run by a leftist wacko.
I would also never try to get free food. When a restaurant screws up my food and offers it free or discounted I just give the difference to my waitress.