Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe

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Women Shocked To Learn Pill Designed To Murder Babies Might Not Be Safe​

Health·Apr 28, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies in the womb, might not be all that safe.

Studies are now showing an alarming rate of debilitating and lethal side effects that can occur when taking the pill that is specifically made to kill babies.

"I never would have thought a pill that is specifically designed to kill a child could possibly be harmful," said one woman. "They should really put that on the label."

"This is alarming," said another woman who had just ordered the pills over the phone without even seeing a doctor first. "The very pill that violently destroys an unborn child could also be dangerous? It is a real cause for concern."

Health experts from Planned Parenthood are encouraging women to ignore the latest concerning studies and have more abortions. "You'll work up a tolerance to the potentially lethal side effects if you take the pill constantly," said Dr. Ellen Mortia. "I recommend ignoring all warnings and ordering more mifepristone and misoprostol. We now offer them in cherry flavor!"

At publishing time, women were further shocked to discover that surgical abortions are pretty dangerous too.