Wolfen: USMB/Egyptology (Christianity?)

Abishai100

VIP Member
Sep 22, 2013
4,956
250
85
This little ode to USMB and Egyptology was inspired by Wolfen.

You decide if it's Christian-biased...



eagle.jpg

====

Alastair the robotic wolf was a superhero who leapt out of the pages of comic books to wage war against TrumpUSA, comparing modern American capitalism/consumerism to the 'stiff empire-vanities' of Ancient Egypt!

wolf3.jpg

America was a land of great ambition and daydreams, but was Alastair correct about his criticism regarding modern capitalism being too 'stuffy' and vain in terms of the marketing of vice?

wolf14.jpg

Ancient Egypt offered us great images/hieroglyphs of fantastic animalia-gods (such as Anubis the wolfen-god) engaging with incredible pharaohs and queens in elaborate architecture-context poses and bizarre mummification rituals meant to create 'virtual immortality.' Many Egyptologists (those who actively studied Ancient Egypt) wondered if that great empire was perhaps visited/guided by an alien intelligence!

wolf18.jpg

America is a den for Christian religions, the dominant belief-system. While America's love of democracy and pluralism and how it contributed to commerce/capitalism is known, Americans still celebrate the dominating force of Christianity. There are many religious/ethnic groups in America practicing a wide array of beliefs (e.g., Islam, Hinduism, Taoism, Atheism, Wicca, Luciferianism, etc.), however, Christianity dominated mainstream culture, fashion, and even movies (Hollywood). Roman Polanski's 1999 film The Ninth Gate (Johnny Depp) explored the enduring fascination with anti-Christian 'heresy' in the Western world!

x1.jpg

Alastair took all these facts into account to complete his report for his elders and the great Oracle of werewolves. Alastair recruited special wolfen-allies to help him on his anti-TrumpUSA 'crusade' including the silvery and slippery male wolf-robot Cycle (who despised capitalism). Cycle was, however, a huge fan of USMB (US Message Board)!

wolf9.jpg

Americans were flocking to the theaters to see the galactic crusader-film Defenders of the Galaxy which presented an animalia-hero Alastair noted how these modern comics/movies paralleled some of the ornate wolfen-consciousness rituatls (e.g., Anubis-poses) from Ancient Egypt.

wolf11.jpg

Alastair's wolfen-ally Cycle noted how depictions of wolves in movies and literature in Earth's history (including the fable of Romulus and Remus being raised by wolves as a 'prequel' to the establishment of Ancient Rome!) represented a growing Western world focus on ambition and sensory-sharpness. Was all this 'wolf-idol-woship' part of some capitalism rubric? Cycle became fascinated with a female comic book super-creature simply named 'She-Wolf.' She was beautiful...

wolf7.png

Alastair transformed into a human to talk with U.S. First Lady Melania Trump (wife of commerce-driven U.S. President Donald Trump --- the 'figurehead' of 'TrumpUSA'). Alastair dressed up as an archer for Halloween and visited Melania Trump at the White House and explained that he was a 'children's story-writer' working on a composition about how toys and superhero costumes marketed to American children reflected a Western hypnosis with 'capitalism-imagination.'

wolf8.jpg

Alastair left Melania a child-like doodle of two queens from Ancient Egypt speaking to each other across a mirror-axis wearing wolfen head-masks. Melania realized Alastair was a serious 'culture-analyst' as well as storyteller and likened him naturally to American social critic and film-maker Michael Moore (director of Capitalism: A Love Story).

1.jpg

Alastair and Cycle returned to their dominion (in the parallax universe of comic book art) but they took with them a special souvenir --- a miniaturized painting of a Supergirl (DC Comics) rendering in a fantastic pose meant to convey America's special 'love' of democracy and the defences it required in today's world of anti-capitalism terrorism (i.e., 9/11).

wolf19.jpg

GOD: I'm relieved Alastair and Cycle have departed...
SATAN: Yes, they unnerved our sensibilities about commercial vanities!
GOD: The Anubis-art from Ancient Egypt parallels the wolfen-capitalism totems of America.
SATAN: I like that Leo DiCaprio film The Wolf of Wall Street.
GOD: Did Ancient Egypt provide us a 'wolfen-oracle' of modern capitalism corruption?
SATAN: Egyptologists think that that great ancient empire certainly revealed ambitiousness.
GOD: The pyramids of the great pharaohs symbolized architectural imagination.
SATAN: And they represented pure industry!
GOD: Is capitalism worth defending?
SATAN: As long as children love toys, merchants will enjoy selling them...
GOD: In that case, let's imagine that Anubis told us about the omen of terrorism!
SATAN: I can concede that fantasy; let's watch Brewster's Millions on Netflix!

====


:dance:


wolf17.gif
 

Forum List

Back
Top