Good, conservatives you be sure to have your children become ditch diggers and carpenters. You should shun college at all levels, I mean your children are young, what do they need with an education? Fer'git all that book lernin'. YOU didn't go to college and you are doing just fine at your Walmart greeter job. Hey, it may LOOK easy to run that milkshake machine at McDonald's but by god your kids are going to master it!
Organic chemistry, physics, calculus, biology. College students today don't need these things! They need to be taught to hate 'lubruls' and 'ferners'. How to build walls. And how to shoot 50 rounds into a watermelon in under 10 seconds. How to spot a 'real' incandescent light bulb. How to support self-admitted sexual predators and accused pedophiles for political office. How statues teach history better than some teacher with stacks of history books, maps, handwritten letters from the past, all that crap.
Colleges still teach reality. And by god no god-fearing conservative needs to live in reality! Jesus rode dinosaurs!