Why did John Kerry cross the road?

[KarlMarx]

Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?

A1: He didn't cross the road, that SOB pushed him!

A2: To retrieve his medals!

A3: TO go after those Benedict Arnold CEOs!

A4: Actually, he voted not to cross the road before he voted to cross the road!

A5: He will cross the road, but then, he will vote against funding the crossing.

A6: Did he get France's permission to cross the road?

A7: So that he could spend Christmas in Cambodia!

A8: So that he might get hit by a car and get another purple heart!

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?

A1: He didn't cross the road, that SOB pushed him!

A2: To retrieve his medals!

A3: TO go after those Benedict Arnold CEOs!

A4: Actually, he voted not to cross the road before he voted to cross the road!

A5: He will cross the road, but then, he will vote against funding the crossing.

A6: Did he get France's permission to cross the road?

A7: So that he could spend Christmas in Cambodia!

A8: So that he might get hit by a car and get another purple heart!

A9: John Kerry served in uniform. (Hey, that's their answer for everything else)

 

[JIHADTHIS]

A10: He has a secret plan that he can't tell you.

 

[Zhukov]

A11: For the same reason he does anything, because it was politically expedient to do so.

 

[KarlMarx]

A12. He did too cross the road, and 14 of his Swift Boat buddies say he did, too! (Just don't pay attention to the 250 that said he didn't!)

A13. To give CPR to a hamster!

 

[Merlin1047]

A14. Teresa was on the other side of the road.

A15. Jacques Chirac told him to.

A16. Actually he had to cross the road twice. The second time to film himself doing it.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

A17: Because John Kennedy once crossed that same road

A18: Are you questioning his patriotism?

A19: Bush said it would be a bad idea to cross the road

 

[Merlin1047]

A20: I will not allow those who have not crossed the road question my motives for doing so.

 

[JIHADTHIS]

A21: I want to find out what "All hat, No cattle" means.

 

[Merlin1047]

Noticed kerry walking around in cowboy boots in a TV shot on CNN last week. I don't recall if the footage was current or archive, but it brought to mind an old joke, which if modified slightly, fits the situation.

Q. What's the difference between john kerry and a real cowboy?

A. A real cowboy has the bullshit on the OUTSIDE of his boots.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Noticed kerry walking around in cowboy boots in a TV shot on CNN last week. I don't recall if the footage was current or archive, but it brought to mind an old joke, which if modified slightly, fits the situation.

Q. What's the difference between john kerry and a real cowboy?

A. A real cowboy has the bullshit on the OUTSIDE of his boots.

Which reminds me of an old joke...

Q. What's the difference between John Kerry and a bucket of shit?

A. The bucket.

Oh, by the way:

A22: He wanted to have the other side of the road seared into his memory.

 

[BlueGin]

A23 Because his SUV broke down?

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

A24: Because his family's SUV broke down

 

[007]

A25: To give john edwards another hug.

A26: To get to his wifes money.

A27: Because the chicken did it.

 

[MtnBiker]

A28 To avoid another Senate Intelligence Meeting

 

[MtnBiker]

A25: To give john edwards another hug.

Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?

A1: He didn't cross the road, that SOB pushed him!

Holy Crap!! those are funny. :teeth:

 

[KarlMarx]

A29. To get his regularly scheduled Botox treatment

A30. To get his $8,000 bike

A31. To try to reverse GWB's double digit lead in the polls

A32. To miss another roll call vote in the Senate

A33. To vote against funding the war in Iraq and the military in general

A34. To figure out a way to blame GWB for "stealing" the election again after he loses in November

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

A35. To raise the chicken's taxes

 

[JIHADTHIS]

A35. To raise the chicken's taxes

Only if it's not a Vietnamese chicken..........

 

[ScreamingEagle]

A36. Because he's a big chicken.