Foghorn seems to have won thus far.
Uh-uh-uh, I know what you're gonna say, son. When two halves is gone, there's nothin' left. And you're right, it's a little ole worm, who wasn't there. Two nothin's is nothin'.
That's mathematics, son! You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures! Two half nothin's is a whole nothin'! And I know what I'm talkin' about, because...
Okay, I'll shut up. I'm not one that has to keep talkin'. Some fellas just have to keep their mouths flappin', but not me! I was brought up right, my pa used to tell me "shut up" and I'd shut up! I wouldn't say nothin'! One time, darn-near starved to death - Wouldn't tell him I was hungry!
Say, that dog is just like taxes. He don't know when to stop.
