What a weak PM. Was it his time of the month?
To answer the thread title, "Retards".
What happens is, the UK is broken up into 650 constituencies (areas). Political parties run candidates in most of the constituencies. So the people vote and the candidate with the most votes wins, first past the post. So they become the MP for that area. And as you know, the MP's go to Parliament to **** up the country. The MP's have a seat in parliament. The party with 326 MP's/seats can form a government. If any fail to achieve that figure, the one with the most seats can ask another party to join them as a coalition government. Add their seats together to achieve 326+ seat threshold.
But what happened this time, Farage stood and ran the Reform party, so the Right Wing vote ended up being split between two Right Wing parties, the Conservatives and Reform. That meant more seats were won by Labour candidates and the Labour vote was less than the combined Conservative and Reform votes.
That's why the biggest dickhead in UK history is in No.10 ******* everything up that the useless bastard touches.
The way the Tories carried on, some thought Labour was the answer, so enough retards voted for them, many have regretted doing so. So the Tories are a shit party, but as history shows, Labour are an utter, utter, utter, utter shit party. And just like the US, you have to vote for the least shit party. Unfortunately, that concept cannot enter the head of retards.