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Tim Walz Reveals First 10 Things He Would Do In Office
Sponsored·Aug 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Tim Walz may have just been named Kamala's VP pick. Apart from being governor of Minnesota, the man is a real mystery. Who is he? Why is he? And what will he do in office?
Well, we at the Babylon Bee have acquired a top-secret bucket list of the first ten things Tim Walz wants to do in office. Take a look — if you dare!
Sponsored·Aug 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Tim Walz may have just been named Kamala's VP pick. Apart from being governor of Minnesota, the man is a real mystery. Who is he? Why is he? And what will he do in office?
Well, we at the Babylon Bee have acquired a top-secret bucket list of the first ten things Tim Walz wants to do in office. Take a look — if you dare!
- Purchase cackle-canceling headphones: Total life-savers during meetings with Kamala.
- Authorize Minnesota to annex Michigan, Wisconsin, and Ohio: May the state with the best potlucks win.
- Mandate tampons in every men's restroom in the nation: For, you know, equity and all that.
- Change the US flag to look more like the Somalian flag: It'll be just like home sweet home in Minneapolis.
- Burn down the White House for racial justice: George Floyd will be so proud.
- Fire all cops: Utopia at last!
- Invoke the 25th amendment against Kamala Harris: That's an obvious one.
- Hide his wife from the First Gentleman: You never know where that creep might be lurking.
- Authorize the installation of loudspeakers to broadcast the Muslim call to prayer in DC: If Sharia law worked so well in Minneapolis, maybe the rest of the country needs it, too.
- Seize the means of production, but in a folksy, down-to-earth way: How very Midwestern of him. Workers of the world, let's get together sometime!