Zone1 Who Is Ringing That Doorbell?

[excalibur]

Seriously.

Imagine it rang, and you didn't have Ring, or peek outside?

 

[The Duke]

This is what happens when fucktards build subdivisions in a swamp.
It'll flood too, probably. And also hogs will tear up all their property.
Irresponsible development. But they got their money.

 

[The Duke]

Them ain't no small gators.
I could take a gator that size. A gator, not 2. Oh! No.
That would require different tactics. 50/50 I'd own it bare hands, or get fucked up.
2 of em like that, I'd creep around the outside and shoot 'em. Oh, before you start talking any
kind of shit to me, I can hit a gator brain. I am not the only one, either.
We know where it is.

 

[HikerGuy83]

@$%^&$(#%&$(#(@#(%

 

[toobfreak]

Seriously. Imagine it rang, and you didn't have Ring, or peek outside?

What luck. My next set of fine alligator shoes and matching luggage just came a calling for free.

 

[Muhammed]

Close your eyes and listen.

It does sound like it could a human burglar fumbling around while attempting to sneak into the house in the middle of the night.

Parents take note that someone sneaking into the house in the middle of the night also sounds a lot like your teenager sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night.

 

[luiza]

These new Chinese fake toy robot gators are cute, although expensive .
Unless you have not been told ----

 

[The Duke]

These new Chinese fake toy robot gators are cute, although expensive .
Unless you have not been told ----

Those are real alligators, numbnuts.

 

[Crepitus]

Them ain't no small gators.
I could take a gator that size. A gator, not 2. Oh! No.
That would require different tactics. 50/50 I'd own it bare hands, or get fucked up.
2 of em like that, I'd creep around the outside and shoot 'em. Oh, before you start talking any
kind of shit to me, I can hit a gator brain. I am not the only one, either.
We know where it is.

Are you seriously sitting here bragging you could wrestle those gators by hand?

I hereby dub thee "Alligator Dundee".

Allie for short.

 

[luiza]

Those are real alligators, numbnuts.

Only an American could fall for it .
No wonder Wars are a bit too difficult though you are good at talking about them .
rofl .

 

[Dr.Destructo]

"DING DONG"

Your lost luggage has returned.

 

[Dr.Destructo]

Are you seriously sitting here bragging you could wrestle those gators by hand?

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I hereby dub thee "Alligator Dundee".

Allie for short.

No............
They're saying they can nub-wrestle them.

 

[Moonglow]

Seriously.

Imagine it rang, and you didn't have Ring, or peek outside?

How cute.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Them ain't no small gators.
I could take a gator that size. A gator, not 2. Oh! No.
That would require different tactics. 50/50 I'd own it bare hands, or get fucked up.
2 of em like that, I'd creep around the outside and shoot 'em. Oh, before you start talking any
kind of shit to me, I can hit a gator brain. I am not the only one, either.
We know where it is.

Gators can be disposed of easily enough, but don't take it lightly. You mess up and they will hurt you badly or worse.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

We used to have a neighbor who had an outdoor cat. Whenever the cat wanted to get inside, he would scratch and meow at our door to get me and I would go ring the doorbell at his house for him.

 

[The Duke]

Gators can be disposed of easily enough, but don't take it lightly. You mess up and they will hurt you badly or worse.

I dispatch gators at a distance, mostly. I know what to do if they come, though.
Up to a certain footage, anyway.

 

[The Duke]

Are you seriously sitting here bragging you could wrestle those gators by hand?

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I hereby dub thee "Alligator Dundee".

Allie for short.

No. I might be dumb, but I ain't that dumb.
You on the other hand, may need to brush up on your reading comprehension.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Gator Dundee is a mighty alligator warrior.

 

[The Duke]

Gator Dundee is a mighty alligator warrior.

(only killed 2 gators, neither were very big)
I've subdued and released smaller ones to know enough how to handle them, though.
The way their bodies work isn't going to change. The way my hands and weight can affect it will the bigger they get.

 

[hondo 50]

Can't they read the door sign? I told those jehovah's to go away.