What’s Up Today?

[Lumpy 1]

I ticked my wife off today, I’m not exactly sure why but while she’s out shopping, I did the dishes. Wish me luck..

 

[whitehall]

Did Mort morph into Lumpy?

 

[jotathought]

I ticked my wife off today, I’m not exactly sure why but while she’s out shopping, I did the dishes. Wish me luck..

Dog house night for you?

 

[playtime]

I ticked my wife off today, I’m not exactly sure why but while she’s out shopping, I did the dishes. Wish me luck..

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THE RULES​

1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES

2. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all THE RULES.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.

7. The MALE must apologise for causing said misunderstanding.

8. The MALE is always wrong.

9. The MALE may be right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree.

10. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

11. The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

12. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

13. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

14. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

15. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.


learn them, live them, love them.

 

[Rambunctious]

My girlfriend can't cook a whip... she made salmon patties the other night and caught me giving it to my dog....
The funny part was my dog wouldn't eat them either...
Yes I'm in the doghouse....

 

[Lumpy 1]

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THE RULES​

1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES

2. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all THE RULES.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.

7. The MALE must apologise for causing said misunderstanding.

8. The MALE is always wrong.

9. The MALE may be right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree.

10. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

11. The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

12. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

13. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

14. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

15. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.


learn them, live them, love them.

I’ve noticed a sense of humor doesn’t always work out, in fact, it can make conditions far worse.

 

[jotathought]

I’ve noticed a sense of humor doesn’t always work out, in fact, it can make conditions far worse.

How long have you been married?

 

[JGalt]

I ticked my wife off today, I’m not exactly sure why but while she’s out shopping, I did the dishes. Wish me luck..

There's a wooden plaque above my kitchen sink:

"No husband was ever shot while doing dishes."

 

[1srelluc]

 

[White 6]

I ticked my wife off today, I’m not exactly sure why but while she’s out shopping, I did the dishes. Wish me luck..

Good luck with that. It depends on what she thinks you did, whether you did anything or not.

 

[Lumpy 1]

So my wife wanted an orange male cat a couple months ago. My sister-in-law was visiting from out of state so they went together to pick one up and they came back with two. Oookay .. It was one of those BOGO free deals ..SURE. . SOoo the names are Bogo and Jack.

So .. these are cute and cuddly but both of them will just hall off and bite me.. Sheesh!

 

[Lumpy 1]

How long have you been married?

A loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog time.. count the “o’s” if your that interested.

 

[jotathought]

A loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog time.. count the “o’s” if your that interested.

Good luck .. just remember, even if you weren't wrong, you were.

 

[JGalt]

So my wife wanted an orange male cat a couple months ago. My sister-in-law was visiting from out of state so they went together to pick one up and they came back with two. Oookay .. It was one of those BOGO free deals. Names now Bogo and Jack.

So .. these are cute and cuddly but both of them will just hall off and bite me. Sheesh

Biting, scratching, and crapping in your shoes are just ways cats tell you they love you.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Gads .. nobody has a what’s up?

 

[skye]

My girlfriend can't cook a whip... she made salmon patties the other night and caught me giving it to my dog....
The funny part was my dog wouldn't eat them either...
Yes I'm in the doghouse....

Dog didn't like it either? too funny~

 

[playtime]

I’ve noticed a sense of humor doesn’t always work out, in fact, it can make conditions far worse.

a sense of humor will only work if the female thinks it should. if not, then you should have known that from the start.

 

[Lumpy 1]

a sense of humor will only work if the female thinks it should. if not, then you should have known that from the start.

I dropped interest in any woman that didn’t have a sense of humor, boring women.. where’s the fun in that..

 

[sparky]

I worked with non english slave labor today, just like a lot of my days in construction

one almost fried himself on a UG line , i can only imagine the OSHA fireworks ,albeit a quick burial would have authorities looking for a non-ID entity ..........

~S~