What Mouse Walks On Two Feet?

[Road Runner]

 

[Muhammed]

Jerry.

 

[ReinyDays]

A jet airliner crashes on the United States/Canadian border ... which side of the line do we bury the survivors? ...

 

[Road Runner]

Jerry.

That's another good answer lol

A jet airliner crashes on the United States/Canadian border ... which side of the line do we bury the survivors? ...

Nowhere as you can't burry survivors.

 

[Ridgerunner]

If Mama Bull, Papa Bull, and Baby Bull are in the pasture and Baby Bull gets scared, who would he run to?

 

[Road Runner]

If Mama Bull, Papa Bull, and Baby Bull are in the pasture and Baby Bull gets scared, who would he run to?

Bulls aren't females so probably Papa bull.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Railroad Crossing...
Look out for the cars
can you spell that without any r's?

 

[Muhammed]

Nowhere as you can't burry survivors.

Look up the definition of the word "vivisepulture".

 

[Road Runner]

Railroad Crossing...
Look out for the cars
can you spell that without any r's?

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That?

 

[Ridgerunner]

Look up the definition of the word "vivisepulture".

Wow... That is a new one on me...

 

[Ridgerunner]

I think I need a younger audience for my material...

It always worked for my dad 60 years ago...

 

[Muhammed]

Railroad Crossing...
Look out for the cars
can you spell that without any r's?

Locomotive and automobile junction?

 

[Muhammed]

I think I need a younger audience for my material...

It always worked for my dad 60 years ago...

Was that before or after the vivisepulture?

 

[Road Runner]

I think I need a younger audience for my material...

It always worked for my dad 60 years ago...

I'm just guessing because I never heard yours before lol I'm only thirty-two. XD

 

[Muhammed]

If Mama Bull, Papa Bull, and Baby Bull are in the pasture and Baby Bull gets scared, who would he run to?

Baby Bull would say to Papa Bull, "Look at all those sexy heifers over there, Papa, let's run over there and fuck one of them!"

And Papa Bull responds "No son, let's walk over there and fuck all of them."

 

[Ridgerunner]

Was that before or after you buried him alive?

I was standing there and heard the death rattle myself, so I am very certain he was expired...
I do appreciate you teaching me a new term...

 

[Concerned American]

Jerry.

For the older folks out there, Mighty Mouse.