What did you have for dinner?

[Unkotare]

There was this one guy named Richard Hertz who grew up in Holden, MA. He always had this weird look on his face.

Hey not kidding...honest to God...I had a junior high school bus driver whose name was Richard Head.
Now what kind of sick parent names their kid Richard Head???

The kind who are extra fond of pot.

 

[ChrisL]

I know a guy with the last name "Glasscock." One of my friends called him "crystal dick."

 

[Unkotare]

There was this one guy named Richard Hertz who grew up in Holden, MA. He always had this weird look on his face.

There was an engineer in Philly (maybe still is) whose name appears on elevator certificates. His name is Dick Bagg.
I'm literally not making that up.

Growing up no one ever made fun of him, but his brother Douche really had a hard time.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Why is Johnson slang for penis?

I don't know why that is.

I have wondered that to...and why is feeling amorous called feeling "Randy"...good God what if a guy's name is Randy Johnson...he must be quite the lady killer.

Patsy Cline married a man named Charlie Dick, they had two children Julie and Randy, yes Randy Dick Her daughter married a man named Fudge and is known as Julie Dick Fudge

I'm not making this up:

"She married a second time to linotype operator Charlie Dick on September 15, 1957. They were the parents of two children, Julie Dick (born August 25, 1958) and Randy Dick (born January 22, 1961)"

"Cline's daughter, Julie Dick Fudge"

Patsy Cline - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I know a guy with the last name "Glasscock." One of my friends called him "crystal dick."

WTF

Dick Swett:

Richard Swett - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dick Posthumus:

Dick Posthumus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Unkotare]

 

[iamwhatiseem]

I know a guy with the last name "Glasscock." One of my friends called him "crystal dick."

Me too!...the spelling was not cock...maybe cauk or something. Nobody teased him though. He was freakishly huge. Huge meaty hands...I swear he could "palm" your head and be touching both of your ears...he must have been 6'8" or so and probably 300 lbs.

 

[Unkotare]

I know a guy with the last name "Glasscock." One of my friends called him "crystal dick."

Me too!...the spelling was not cock...maybe cauk or something. Nobody teased him though. He was freakishly huge. Huge meaty hands...I swear he could "palm" your head and be touching both of your ears...he must have been 6'8" or so and probably 300 lbs.

That's one big Cauk.

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Pogo]

Can't argue with that.

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Not a penis reference, but there's Sir Jock Stirrup:

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Can't argue with that.

Yes that's right, I don't want you arguing

 

[ChrisL]

Can't argue with that.

Yes that's right, I don't want you arguing

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I know a guy with the last name "Glasscock." One of my friends called him "crystal dick."

Me too!...the spelling was not cock...maybe cauk or something. Nobody teased him though. He was freakishly huge. Huge meaty hands...I swear he could "palm" your head and be touching both of your ears...he must have been 6'8" or so and probably 300 lbs.

Who brought the penis into this thread to begin with? I think it was you.

You know, until I came to this forum, I was just an innocent girl....now look at how my mind has been corrupted

 

[iamwhatiseem]

So...dinner....

 

[ChrisL]

So...dinner....

I don't like asparagus.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

So...dinner....

That asparagus looks especially good, how are you cooking the fish?

 

[Pogo]

So...dinner....

I don't like asparagus.

The secret is --- you gotta eat it BEFORE it goes slimy.

And tip number two --- don't "peel" it.

 

[ChrisL]

Asparagus are not good. They are disgusting.