Well, I'll be...

[Big Black Dog]

Well, I'll be _____________________. (Fill in the blank.)

 

[Valerie]

a monkey's uncle.

 

[goldcatt]

dipped in shit and rolled in cracker crumbs.

 

[uscitizen]

Hornswaggled.

 

[Mr. H.]

...or I'll not be.

(Practicing my Shakespeare)

 

[Valerie]

Well, I'll be damned no one said well, I'll be damned yet!

 

[Ringel05]

Well, I'll be _____________________. (Fill in the blank.)

I prefer: "Well bust my buttons!"
(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

[Paulie]

Well I'll be a Ringel's Dingle!

 

[Ringel05]

Well I'll be a Ringel's Dingle!

Us me, abuse me, make me feel cheap..........