The Iraq war was a success. The objectives were reached.
GOP "Check" list:
More than three thousand Americans dead - check
More than 30,000 Americans maimed for life - check
More than three trillion dollars spent - check
Our military depleted - check
Bin Laden let go - check
Thousands of no-bid contracts passed out to Republican "friends" - check
A home for al Qaeda - check
A new friend for Iran - check
Iraq now a religious theocracy by constitution - check
Iraqi oil going to the Chinese - check
Christian population reduced by a million - check
Christian churches burned to the ground - check
Iraqi women in burkas - check
US President being awarded with new pair of slightly used size 10 and one half shoes - check
Fox propaganda fooling right wing fools into believing Iraq is a wild success - check
Yep, it looks like Republicans met every single one of their goals. Iraq is the biggest GOP success to date. Even bigger than what they did to the economy. Even bigger than trillions in debt. Even bigger than blocking an American economic recovery.
It just goes to show you that when Republicans put their mind to it, they can do anything.