Weird things couples do with their dogs.

[Witchit]

Not suitable for the phobic.

 

[aaronleland]

I've done weirder things. But I did find out my dog prefers Jiffy to Peter Pan.

 

[Two Thumbs]

when I was young our local deputy had to arrest a lady for having sex with her dog, in her front yard.

He got bitten



by the woman

 

[fncceo]

You can love your dog ... but you can't love your dog.

 

[Witchit]

I've done weirder things. But I did find out my dog prefers Jiffy to Peter Pan.

DO NOT SHARE ANY FURTHER.

I have heard things! Dark, horrible things.

Involving peanut butter. {shudder}

 

[aaronleland]

when I was young our local deputy had to arrest a lady for having sex with her dog, in her front yard.

He got bitten



by the woman

Where else are you supposed to have sex with your dog? The bedroom? It's an animal for Christ's sake.

 

[Two Thumbs]

You can love your dog ... but you can't love your dog.

You can do it doggy style, just not with an actual dog.

with or w/o peanut butter

 

[Two Thumbs]

when I was young our local deputy had to arrest a lady for having sex with her dog, in her front yard.

He got bitten



by the woman

Where else are you supposed to have sex with your dog? The bedroom? It's an animal for Christ's sake.

the basement, like any normal person.

duh

 

[aaronleland]

when I was young our local deputy had to arrest a lady for having sex with her dog, in her front yard.

He got bitten



by the woman

Where else are you supposed to have sex with your dog? The bedroom? It's an animal for Christ's sake.

the basement, like any normal person.

duh

That's just creepy.

 

[Two Thumbs]

when I was young our local deputy had to arrest a lady for having sex with her dog, in her front yard.

He got bitten



by the woman

Where else are you supposed to have sex with your dog? The bedroom? It's an animal for Christ's sake.

the basement, like any normal person.

duh

That's just creepy.

not if there are whips and chains to use.

 

[Witchit]

At that point, it ceases to be a basement and becomes a dungeon.

Erm, I read it on the internet of course.

Gotta go.