Victorinox debuts knife-less Swiss Army Knife...

[Missourian]

Comment: The pussification of the world continues.

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[SassyIrishLass]

A knife without a blade?

Lol

 

[Kruska]

Comment: The pussification of the world continues.

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Ridiculous indeed - but no one is forced to buy one of those.

 

[Sunni Man]

Woke knives.
What's next.
Woke guns that don't shoot? ...

 

[Kruska]

A knife without a blade?

Lol

No, it's a universal household tool - aka a cork opener, can/bottle opener and e.g. scissors and an e.g. screwdriver-head

My pocketknives are all (who will buy a Swiss Knife anyway?) fitted with a cork and can opener and a blade. It is important however to place it into your check in luggage at the airport - otherwise you will loose one, like me.

 

[Kruska]

Woke guns that don't shoot? ...

Yeah!! - and every American is given the constitutional right to have one.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Seems a good marketing move. They will still make the Swiss Army Knife, but now they will also sell what is basically a Swiss Army Multitool for those that go places where the blade might get them in trouble.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

A knife without a blade?

Lol

It is not a knife and they do not call it a knife.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Comment: The pussification of the world continues.

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/——/ They are trying to expand their brand in the face of tightening regulations. They would rather sell something than nothing. It’s a smart move.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

/——/ They are trying to expand their brand in the face of tightening regulations. They would rather sell something than nothing. It’s a smart move.

Indeed, especially since they are still making their traditional knives.

 

[Vastator]

About as useful as non-alcoholic beer...

 

[Harpy Eagle]

About as useful as non-alcoholic beer...

Then do not buy one, you are clearly not the demographic this new product from them is targeted towards

 

[Zebra]

It is not a knife and they do not call it a knife.

what do they call it then?

 

[Vastator]

Not likely to be a hot seller in the US. Or probably anywhere else for that matter...

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Not likely to be a hot seller in the US. Or probably anywhere else for that matter...

You spend a lot of time travelling outside the US?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

When the last one with a blade rolls off the assembly line, they need to use it to cut their balls off.

 

[Lord-Humungus]

When the last one with a blade rolls off the assembly line, they need to use it to cut their balls off.

They are making one model without a blade calm down there are plenty of models with blades to choose from if you want one.

 

[Rogue AI]

I suppose those yodeling doofuses need something to try and stay relevant. They've become just another Eurotrash hellhole since they threw away their neutrality, the only thing that made them special.