USMB PSA: Epoxy is not a condom.

[Resnic]

I didn't imagine this would ever need to be told to anyone but epoxy isn't not a replacement for a condom. If you're that desperate at least put a Snickers wrapper over your ding dong.

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Police are probing the bizarre case of a 25-year-old man who suddenly died after using a high-powered epoxy resin — instead of a condom — while having sex.

nypost.com

 

[WinterBorn]

The article lists the man's family as 2 sisters and his elderly parents. We can all be grateful he never reproduced.

 

[JGalt]

"I'm gonna put some J-B Weld on my dick", said no sane person ever.

 

[scruffy]

How does that work? Don't you have to mix that stuff in two parts?

I mean, it's bad enough if you have to say, "just a minute, I need to put on a condom".

But y'know... 5 minutes later... "okay honey, I'm ready"...

 

[TNHarley]

R.I.P. USMB member.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Didn't some other idiot use Gorilla glue as a hair styling gel?
Yep, we've officially become an idiocracy.

Next up....lawsuit against the epoxy manufacturer since it didn't specifically warn against this.

 

[westwall]

I didn't imagine this would ever need to be told to anyone but epoxy isn't not a replacement for a condom. If you're that desperate at least put a Snickers wrapper over your ding dong.

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Police are probing the bizarre case of a 25-year-old man who suddenly died after using a high-powered epoxy resin — instead of a condom — while having sex.

nypost.com

Sometimes you just have to laugh....because the only other option is to just ignore mankind.

 

[scruffy]

Didn't some other idiot use Gorilla glue as a hair styling gel?
Yep, we've officially become an idiocracy.

Next up....lawsuit against the epoxy manufacturer since it didn't specifically warn against this.

Yeah. They should have been aware that some crazy libtard was going to put it on his dick

 

[Auld Phart]