Two North Texas men indicted in alleged plot to invade Haitian island, kill all men, enslave women and children

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Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office Eastern District of Texas.

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography. The two-count indictment was returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas.

Between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas allegedly schemed to recruit and lead an illegal "mercenary force" to the Island of Gonave, part of the Republic of Haiti, "for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies," court documents state.

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

The two men created operational and logistical plans and learned to speak the Haitian Creole language, court documents allege, as well as recruited others to join their invasion and enrolled in schools to learn the skills needed for their invasion plan. The announcement from the U.S. Attorney's Office says Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to learn relevant military skills.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

How dumb do you have to be to invade a diseased country's island, take on a raft of Haitians just to boink a few of the women and end-up with the Ebolaids?

But at the same time be smart enough to recruit members and serve in the military for years to get trained? Something is not adding up. :dunno:

I would have picked a Polynesian island.....Just sayin'. ;)
 
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Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office Eastern District of Texas.

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography. The two-count indictment was returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas.

Between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas allegedly schemed to recruit and lead an illegal "mercenary force" to the Island of Gonave, part of the Republic of Haiti, "for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies," court documents state.

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

The two men created operational and logistical plans and learned to speak the Haitian Creole language, court documents allege, as well as recruited others to join their invasion and enrolled in schools to learn the skills needed for their invasion plan. The announcement from the U.S. Attorney's Office says Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to learn relevant military skills.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

How dumb do you have to be to invade a diseased country's island, take on a raft of Haitians just to boink a few of the women and end-up with the Ebolaids?

But at the same time be smart enough to recruit members and serve in the military for years to get trained? Something is not adding up. :dunno:

I would have picked a Polynesian island.....Just sayin'. ;)
INCEL is leveling up, apparently.
 

Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office Eastern District of Texas.

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography. The two-count indictment was returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas.

Between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas allegedly schemed to recruit and lead an illegal "mercenary force" to the Island of Gonave, part of the Republic of Haiti, "for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies," court documents state.

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

The two men created operational and logistical plans and learned to speak the Haitian Creole language, court documents allege, as well as recruited others to join their invasion and enrolled in schools to learn the skills needed for their invasion plan. The announcement from the U.S. Attorney's Office says Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to learn relevant military skills.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

How dumb do you have to be to invade a diseased country's island, take on a raft of Haitians just to boink a few of the women and end-up with the Ebolaids?

But at the same time be smart enough to recruit members and serve in the military for years to get trained? Something is not adding up. :dunno:

I would have picked a Polynesian island.....Just sayin'. ;)
Well not sure how effective a homeless person army is going to be, lol. Congratulations to the OP in a day and age where crazy is pretty common ya found the craziest story out there. Meanwhile I have been accomplishing nothing sitting in a tree stand. Had one good shot on a buck about twenty yards away. First time ever in my life I got buck fever and missed the shot. Now I wonder how I lost control of my emotions, kinda feeling bad about it. Guess I can take solice in knowing there are a couple of fellas out crazier and less in control than myself.
 
Well not sure how effective a homeless person army is going to be, lol. Congratulations to the OP in a day and age where crazy is pretty common ya found the craziest story out there. Meanwhile I have been accomplishing nothing sitting in a tree stand. Had one good shot on a buck about twenty yards away. First time ever in my life I got buck fever and missed the shot. Now I wonder how I lost control of my emotions, kinda feeling bad about it. Guess I can take solice in knowing there are a couple of fellas out crazier and less in control than myself.
At least you're seeing something. Deer movement here is slow AF.
 

Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office Eastern District of Texas.

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography. The two-count indictment was returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas.

Between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas allegedly schemed to recruit and lead an illegal "mercenary force" to the Island of Gonave, part of the Republic of Haiti, "for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies," court documents state.

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

The two men created operational and logistical plans and learned to speak the Haitian Creole language, court documents allege, as well as recruited others to join their invasion and enrolled in schools to learn the skills needed for their invasion plan. The announcement from the U.S. Attorney's Office says Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to learn relevant military skills.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

How dumb do you have to be to invade a diseased country's island, take on a raft of Haitians just to boink a few of the women and end-up with the Ebolaids?

But at the same time be smart enough to recruit members and serve in the military for years to get trained? Something is not adding up. :dunno:

I would have picked a Polynesian island.....Just sayin'. ;)
Oh shit.
 
Well not sure how effective a homeless person army is going to be, lol. Congratulations to the OP in a day and age where crazy is pretty common ya found the craziest story out there. Meanwhile I have been accomplishing nothing sitting in a tree stand. Had one good shot on a buck about twenty yards away. First time ever in my life I got buck fever and missed the shot. Now I wonder how I lost control of my emotions, kinda feeling bad about it. Guess I can take solice in knowing there are a couple of fellas out crazier and less in control than myself.
LOL....I remember one opening morning of rifle season I was sitting in my stand and a nice 10-point walked across in front of me at about 150 yards.....I just watched him and did not even lift my rifle. I don't know WTF happened there.

Of course I was so disgusted with myself that I left the stand early and while walking back to my 4-wheeler there he stood looking at me....Needless to say, I was the last thing he saw. ;)
 
LOL....I remember one opening morning of rifle season I was sitting in my stand and a nice 10-point walked across in front of me at about 150 yards.....I just watched him and did not even lift my rifle. I don't know WTF happened there.

Of course I was so disgusted with myself that I left the stand early and while walking back to my 4-wheeler there he stood looking at me....Needless to say, I was the last thing he saw. ;)
Maybe they will get a holiday named after them, like Christopher Columbus.
 
At least you're seeing something. Deer movement here is slow AF.
LOL...They are all in my back yard! Had six does out there last evening and a odd buck this morning.

Beautiful 5 point beam on one side and three mishappen spikes on the other. He was freshening-up a scrape under one of my oaks.

Supposedly the rut peaked this past Thursday in my AO.
 
LOL....I remember one opening morning of rifle season I was sitting in my stand and a nice 10-point walked across in front of me at about 150 yards.....I just watched him and did not even lift my rifle. I don't know WTF happened there.

Of course I was so disgusted with myself that I left the stand early and while walking back to my 4-wheeler there he stood looking at me....Needless to say, I was the last thing he saw. ;)
Ya, bad story turned good for you. I have some summer sausage in the fridge and about gone. You have meat in the freezer. I don't. I have a duck trip now every day till jan 3. I won't get in a stand till then. This is my last day off. I am heading to my stand in next ten minutes. Either happens today or I don't wanna think consequences.
 
And they thought the rest of the world would…. what….. just sit back and do nothing?
 

Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office Eastern District of Texas.

U.S. Attorney Jay R. Comb announced on Thursday that Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, have been charged with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography. The two-count indictment was returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas.

Between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas allegedly schemed to recruit and lead an illegal "mercenary force" to the Island of Gonave, part of the Republic of Haiti, "for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies," court documents state.

Weisenburg and Thomas had plans to purchase a sailboat, firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington, D.C. to serve as their "mercenary force" as they invaded the Island of Gonave and staged a coup d'etat.

The two men created operational and logistical plans and learned to speak the Haitian Creole language, court documents allege, as well as recruited others to join their invasion and enrolled in schools to learn the skills needed for their invasion plan. The announcement from the U.S. Attorney's Office says Thomas enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to learn relevant military skills.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

How dumb do you have to be to invade a diseased country's island, take on a raft of Haitians just to boink a few of the women and end-up with the Ebolaids?

But at the same time be smart enough to recruit members and serve in the military for years to get trained? Something is not adding up. :dunno:

I would have picked a Polynesian island.....Just sayin'. ;)


Theres 80,000 people living on that Island and they were going to buy a sail boat?? OMG these guys are dense.
 
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