Trust the science: New cancer publicity campaign wants men to ejaculate at least 21 times a month

[Moonglow]

O geeez man.

Get ahold of yourself.

With geezer grease masturbation liquid for seniors!

 

[Moonglow]

An outdated Victorian denial of human sexuality that few paid attention to. Of course, we felt a little guilty, but not too guilty.

Parent: "If you keep doing that, you'll go blind."
Kid: "Couldn't I do it just until I need glasses?"

It was the fact that all my dead relatives were watching that was eerie to me...

 

[Moonglow]

I still can’t grasp how 21 times a month is considered a lot.

They stopped drinking booze.