Trump's Megaphone: Green Thumb?

Abishai100

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How will Trump move in this new age of network-driven spheres of influence?

ISIS has emerged as a substantial 'face' of Middle Eastern terrorism (and terrorism in general).

Does Donald Trump have what it takes to be the 'megaphone president'?

Let's hope we don't all sit around saying populism-paranoia things like, "Maybe the U.S. military needed a 'feminine touch' (Hillary Clinton) after all!"

Surely, Trump (as a finance-wizard) is aware that Algeria (a member of OPEC) has developed wind farms much greater in scale and scope than America. So what is Trump's current sabre?



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TRUMP: America needs to attack ISIS in Syria.
CARTER: We're not prepared for that, sir!
TRUMP: America is the premier of intellectual property; we have to be prepared.
CARTER: We've just now secured Libyan borders, sir!
TRUMP: Well, we need to capitalize on that momentum and move on Syria.
CARTER: We need the support of the United Nations.
TRUMP: The UN is nothing but bureaucracy; we'll work better through the Security Council.
CARTER: What is your 'intellectual property' claim?
TRUMP: Syria (and ISIS) is developing chemical weapons; Americans need to be proud of their lawns.
CARTER: Lawns, sir?
TRUMP: Yes. John Deere makes the best lawnmowers, and suburbia needs to be cleansed of terrorism!
CARTER: What the heck are you talking about?
TRUMP: Carter, ISIS will not hesitate to use any resources to disrupt all kinds of network stabilities.
CARTER: Are you saying that Al Jazeera TV is the 'enemy'?
TRUMP: To 'protect' John Deere, we must ensure Americans that we're attacking unholy warfare.
CARTER: I see what you're saying; you're suggesting that ISIS is like Napster.
TRUMP: Exactly; and we have to move now so ISIS can not gain a 'pedestrian edge.'
CARTER: Wow, maybe we should all be on Facebook!

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant


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