Trump pardons turkey for Thanksgiving

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President Trump today carried out his duty as head of the Executive Branch by deciding to pardon a turkey for thanksgiving, only this year the turkey will be James Comey.

"I know what you are thinking", said Trump. "Why would you pardon a guy who let Hillary off the hook for lying to them about her e-mails, a guy who led the Russian investigation against me, despite knowing it was false, and then lying to Congress about it which is illegal? Such a shame. Why would I let a guy off the hook who plays with seashells on the beach to spell out his desire to cap me? I will tell why, because people like him in the Swamp are a dime a dozen. He is really nothing special, and as we have seen by Obama appointed judges removing his case, there is no real way to prosecute him or any of the other Swamp creature filth anyway because they own the place. Besides, he has no feathers and tastes worse than he looks and acts."

No word yet on the next witch hunt...........er..................I mean, next FBI investigation into Trump that is due to be started early next year.

More to come.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Somewhere, some deserving Turkey will get the ax because of Comey.

What an injustice I tell you. Simply wrong.

 

[Bitterhook]

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President Trump today carried out his duty as head of the Executive Branch by deciding to pardon a turkey for thanksgiving, only this year the turkey will be James Comey.

"I know what you are thinking", said Trump. "Why would you pardon a guy who let Hillary off the hook for lying to them about her e-mails, a guy who led the Russian investigation against me, despite knowing it was false, and then lying to Congress about it which is illegal? Such a shame. Why would I let a guy off the hook who plays with seashells on the beach to spell out his desire to cap me? I will tell why, because people like him in the Swamp are a dime a dozen. He is really nothing special, and as we have seen by Obama appointed judges removing his case, there is no real way to prosecute him or any of the other Swamp creature filth anyway because they own the place. Besides, he has no feathers and tastes worse than he looks and acts."

No word yet on the next witch hunt...........er..................I mean, next FBI investigation into Trump that is due to be started early next year.

More to come.

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