Trump offers every democrat in America a Tylenol pod Challenge

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Trump today has issued every democrat voter and democrat lawmaker a Tylenol pod challenge, in honor of the former Tide pod challenge issued to people over social media platforms years ago.

"I have asked the makers of Tylenol to issue what I call Tylenol "pods", that have enough Tylenol in them to chase away the fever of a tyrannosaurus Rex, boasted Trump. For Democrats to prove me wrong about Tylenol, I dare you to take a handful of these pods to see if anything bad actually happens to you like autism. But you can't because you know I am right, as always. How many millions and millions of you will dare to push back on me, President Trump?"

The call has led to over 20 million people in the US either dying or coming close to dying by taking fistfuls of the Tylenol pods, causing several shooters to open fire on Tylenol factories around the country. Naturally, all the shooters came from conservative Christian homes that voted Republican, but I think that is only common sense. Right Jimmy?
 
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He says don’t take tylenol but do swallow bleach..... I’ll get my medical advice elsewhere thanks.
But the stuff is harmless, right?

You do realize that pregnant DNC loons around the country are taking hand fulls of Tylenol just to prove Trump wrong, right?

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When taken properly; yep.


Dumb idea; everyone knows your blob is wrong.
Just so everyone knows, Trump is offering any Leftist an antidote if they take too much Tylenol and start to have problems.

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Just so everyone knows, Trump is offering any Leftist an antidote if they take too much Tylenol and start to have problems.

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Too bad there isn’t a cure for your mental illness.

Medicines are safe if taken properly. End of story folks.

Glad to see you guys are so easily triggered on a Satire thread though.....lol
 
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Trump today has issued every democrat voter and democrat lawmaker a Tylenol pod challenge, in honor of the former Tide pod challenge issued to people over social media platforms years ago.

"I have asked the makers of Tylenol to issue what I call Tylenol "pods", that have enough Tylenol in them to chase away the fever of a tyrannosaurus Rex, boasted Trump. For Democrats to prove me wrong about Tylenol, I dare you to take a handful of these pods to see if anything bad actually happens to you like autism. But you can't because you know I am right, as always. How many millions and millions of you will dare to push back on me, President Trump?"

The call has led to over 20 million people in the US either dying or coming close to dying by taking fistfuls of the Tylenol pods, causing several shooters to open fire on Tylenol factories around the country. Naturally, all the shooters came from conservative Christian homes that voted Republican, but I think that is only common sense. Right Jimmy?
/----/ TDS is slowly killing democRATs.
 
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Trump today has issued every democrat voter and democrat lawmaker a Tylenol pod challenge, in honor of the former Tide pod challenge issued to people over social media platforms years ago.

"I have asked the makers of Tylenol to issue what I call Tylenol "pods", that have enough Tylenol in them to chase away the fever of a tyrannosaurus Rex, boasted Trump. For Democrats to prove me wrong about Tylenol, I dare you to take a handful of these pods to see if anything bad actually happens to you like autism. But you can't because you know I am right, as always. How many millions and millions of you will dare to push back on me, President Trump?"

The call has led to over 20 million people in the US either dying or coming close to dying by taking fistfuls of the Tylenol pods, causing several shooters to open fire on Tylenol factories around the country. Naturally, all the shooters came from conservative Christian homes that voted Republican, but I think that is only common sense. Right Jimmy?
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4D Chess: Trump Says Chugging Windex May Be Harmful, Causing Millions Of Democrats To Chug Windex

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Trump today has issued every democrat voter and democrat lawmaker a Tylenol pod challenge, in honor of the former Tide pod challenge issued to people over social media platforms years ago.

"I have asked the makers of Tylenol to issue what I call Tylenol "pods", that have enough Tylenol in them to chase away the fever of a tyrannosaurus Rex, boasted Trump. For Democrats to prove me wrong about Tylenol, I dare you to take a handful of these pods to see if anything bad actually happens to you like autism. But you can't because you know I am right, as always. How many millions and millions of you will dare to push back on me, President Trump?"

The call has led to over 20 million people in the US either dying or coming close to dying by taking fistfuls of the Tylenol pods, causing several shooters to open fire on Tylenol factories around the country. Naturally, all the shooters came from conservative Christian homes that voted Republican, but I think that is only common sense. Right Jimmy?
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