Votto
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Trump today has issued every democrat voter and democrat lawmaker a Tylenol pod challenge, in honor of the former Tide pod challenge issued to people over social media platforms years ago.
"I have asked the makers of Tylenol to issue what I call Tylenol "pods", that have enough Tylenol in them to chase away the fever of a tyrannosaurus Rex, boasted Trump. For Democrats to prove me wrong about Tylenol, I dare you to take a handful of these pods to see if anything bad actually happens to you like autism. But you can't because you know I am right, as always. How many millions and millions of you will dare to push back on me, President Trump?"
The call has led to over 20 million people in the US either dying or coming close to dying by taking fistfuls of the Tylenol pods, causing several shooters to open fire on Tylenol factories around the country. Naturally, all the shooters came from conservative Christian homes that voted Republican, but I think that is only common sense. Right Jimmy?
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