Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General

[Crepitus]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what experts are calling one of the most remarkable comebacks for a convicted sex offender in recent memory, on Friday Donald J. Trump announced that he was replacing Attorney General Pam Bondi with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Explaining his decision, Trump said, "Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."
In another stunning reversal of fortune, Trump announced that Bondi would be taking Maxwell’s place in prison, adding, “I wish her well.”
He said he was confident that Maxwell would receive speedy confirmation by Senate Republicans, noting, “If they confirmed Hegseth they’ll confirm anyone.”

Yes yes, it's satire, but in the surreal world of tRumpism it could easily be true.

Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General

"Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."

www.borowitzreport.com

 

[knuckles]

You'd like to see that wouldn't you.

 

[knuckles]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what experts are calling one of the most remarkable comebacks for a convicted sex offender in recent memory, on Friday Donald J. Trump announced that he was replacing Attorney General Pam Bondi with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Explaining his decision, Trump said, "Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."
In another stunning reversal of fortune, Trump announced that Bondi would be taking Maxwell’s place in prison, adding, “I wish her well.”
He said he was confident that Maxwell would receive speedy confirmation by Senate Republicans, noting, “If they confirmed Hegseth they’ll confirm anyone.”

Yes yes, it's satire, but in the surreal world of tRumpism it could easily be true.

Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General

"Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."

www.borowitzreport.com

I'll bet you'd like Ghislaine to be your nanny.

 

[Crepitus]

You'd like to see that wouldn't you.

I'll bet you'd like Ghislaine to be your nanny.

Well somebody's triggered!

And that means my work here is done.

enjoy!!

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

 

[1srelluc]

Why must leftist attempts at humor be so ?

You would think that at least one of them could come-up with something funny given the team of writers they have working for them.....It (their lameness) really defies the odds.

 

[Mac1958]

DAMN

I WAS HOPING FOR "KID ROCK"