Trump market collapses past 40,000 and continues to rise. I interview various USMB personalities on this bloodbath

[Street Juice]

ME: Now that Trump's tariffs have caused the DOW to plummet above 40,000 how soon should Trump be behind bars?

aLang: Tariffs are antisemitic.
iRosie: Christian jelly beans Valium Sunday school sluts
IM2: Black people invented the stock market. That's why Trump wants to destroy it.
Tommy Tainted: White supremacists control the stock market.
LITWIN: Russians eat babies for breakfast.
Mac1958: Trump hates America and wants everyone to be poor.

 

[jwoodie]

ME: Now that Trump's tariffs have caused the DOW to plummet above 40,000 how soon should Trump be behind bars?

aLang: Tariffs are antisemitic.
iRosie: Christian jelly beans Valium Sunday school sluts
IM2: Black people invented the stock market. That's why Trump wants to destroy it.
Tommy Tainted: White supremacists control the stock market.
LITWIN: Russians eat babies for breakfast.
Mac1958: Trump hates America and wants everyone to be poor.

These imbeciles will now claim that Trump finally came to his senses and embraced Bidenomics.

 

[Votto]

ME: Now that Trump's tariffs have caused the DOW to plummet above 40,000 how soon should Trump be behind bars?

aLang: Tariffs are antisemitic.
iRosie: Christian jelly beans Valium Sunday school sluts
IM2: Black people invented the stock market. That's why Trump wants to destroy it.
Tommy Tainted: White supremacists control the stock market.
LITWIN: Russians eat babies for breakfast.
Mac1958: Trump hates America and wants everyone to be poor.

Tariffs and the crashing economy are just the tip of the iceburg.

Look at what else Trump is doing.

In Yet Another Cruel Blow To China, General Tso’s Chicken To Be Renamed ‘General Don's Oriental Chicky Nugs’
World·Apr 8, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Global tensions over tariffs continued to rise amid the ongoing trade war, as the White House announced that General Tso's Chicken would be renamed General Don's Oriental Chicky Nugs.

The renaming of the popular Chinese dish was only the latest move made by the Trump administration to increase pressure on the Chinese government to reach a new normal in international trade relations, with Trump pledging not to budge on the new name.

"They're sweet, they're savory, they're spicy… and now they're named after me, Donald Trump," the president told reporters aboard Air Force One when the news broke. "I don't know who General Tso is, but he does not deserve to have this delicious chicken named after him. He was probably a horrible communist. From now on, General Tso's Chicken will now be known by the new — and really quite fantastic, I might add — name of General Don's Oriental Chicky Nugs. They're tasty, they're orange, and like me, they're everyone's favorite."

Chinese restaurants across the United States received orders to rename the dish on their menus, effective immediately. "We've already been inundated with orders," said Liu Huang, owner of Golden Dragon Yum Yum Chinese Food in Anaheim, California. "Everybody want to eat General Don's Oriental Chicky Nugs tonight."

At publishing time, the Trump administration planned to add to its demand that Crab Rangoon be renamed Vance Rangoon.

I don't know about you, but Trump makes us all miss Hitler.

 

[luiza]

It will be interesting to hear your squabbling at the back end of this year when the US$ is ditched and banks are disappearing .

Equities are soon to be near worthless with an obvious few future energy and other niche stocks as exceptions .
But first the Real Estate Market collapse .

I wonder if Xi and Pooters will make Trumpfy something like an acting Military Governor .

I might come over to see if I can pick up some cheap estate workers . Finding IQ-2.0 might be fun . Soon whip him into shape .